And, Who Are You?

• Who are you?
• When is your real birthday?
• Where were you born?
• Why did we pick you up in a parking lot?
• Why did you cost so much money?
• What kind of dog was your mom?
• What kind of dog was your dad?
• What kind of dog are YOU?
• Why did you have a little hernia when I got you?
• Did someone really take you from your momma too early?
• Were you stolen?
• Do you look like your mommy or daddy?
• Did you have little doggy siblings?

I'll never know, but always wonder.