The ABC'S of ME!

A - Age: 24

B - Bed size: Queen {Soon to be a KING!}

C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the bathrooms

D - Dog's name: Simon and Ryder

E - Essential start your day item: Chapstick

F - Favorite color: Black

G - Gold or Silver: Silver

H - Height: 5' 8"

I - Instruments you play(ed): Piano

J - Job title: Mrs. Schiltz and Wifey

K - Kids: Simon and Ryder ;o)

L - Living arrangement: Own: 3 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths

M - Mom's name: Jane

N - Nicknames: Kris, Kristi, Honey, Wifey, Hun Hun {only from Katie,} Princess {Only from Momma}

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Yep.

P - Pet Peeve: I honestly have a million... Don't EVEN get me started!!!
People who spell "a lot" alot.
Ppl who use 2many shortcuts.
When people don't call or text you back.
Bad grammar.
Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
people who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter.
People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice containter.
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.
People that don't use coasters.
People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.
Noisy eaters.
Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.
People walking around in ridiculous 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.
People with bad table manners.
People that snoop.
People who read the paper while driving.
People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.
Drivers who won't turn right on red.
Vulgar talk at the dinner table.
When you genuinely ask someone what's wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..."
People who ignore yield signs.
Double negatives.
Conspiracy theories.
People who push alcohol at social functions.
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a waffle cone.
Dirty keyboards.
When people don't send thank you notes.
People who take forever to order food while I'm in line.
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.
Car alarms that signal that they are on by honking.
People who walk their dogs and let them poop indiscriminately (like on someone's lawn), and does not pick it up.
The way people walk in flip flops.
Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
People who write "Noone" instead of "No one".
Dirty dishes in the sink.
Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package.
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.
When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.
When you order a salad or soup at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.
People who don't know the difference between its/it's and they're /their/there.
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom.
Sick people who cough near you.
People putting their feet out of car windows.
Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient
When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
Ignorant people.
Being the first one at any party.
Drivers who tailgate.
Anyone- male or female- who says We're pregnant. Are they sharing a uterus?
When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.
Skinny jeans on men
When people don't clear the microwave numbers.
Finding the end of the program hasn't taped after sitting riveted for almost two hours.
People who don't control their bratty children.
People who refer to themselves in the third person.
People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.
People who are always late.
People who won't take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying, screaming, etc.
Overuse of the word "Like"
People who use self checkout lanes but don't know how to use them and slow us all down.
People that don't answer e-mail.
People who are stingy with money when they clearly have a lot of it.
When you ask for LOTS of ketchup and they give you only two or three packets.
Email with no subject.
People who constantly get up in movie theaters.
PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink.
A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll
An unmade bed.
I'll stop now......

Q - Quote from a movie: "Okay, I Love You, Byeeeeee" -Elf

R - Right or left handed: Right

S - Siblings: 1 Sister

T - Time you wake up: Today 8 am

U - Underwear: Whatever I can find

V - Vegetable you dislike: Brussel sprouts

W - Ways you run late: Never!

X - X-rays you've had: All over

Y - Yummy food you make: EVERYTHING!

Z - Zoo favorite: Sharks/Fish